//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources
Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye!
Student 1: Or you have a chicken!
Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike.
Student 2: What? No they don't!
Pham: They both birds!
Student 2: A dock isn't a bird!
Pham: I not say dock I say duck!