#8525

2731

Feb. 25, 2020, 7:52 a.m.

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*Stein is moving desks back from where Rose has moved them* Stein: We call this de-Rosification

#8515

3434

Feb. 21, 2020, 12:25 p.m.

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*Stein has walked into 9th discrete while they're discussing a proof about Pythagorean triples* Stein: So you're saying that in a primitive Pythagorean triple, c is odd and one of a and b is odd while the other is even? Rose: You know, you can learn a lot by just walking into other classes. Like from Stein, I've learned "Center! Shape! Spread!"

#8512

1620

Feb. 21, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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//Applied Stat Stein: So I was asked him, "Can I have the raw data?" and he's like sure. Stein: But get this, he sends me the raw data in a Word document.

#8505

418

Feb. 14, 2020, 11:36 a.m.

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//Stein walks into 312 at lunch Stein: I have a joke about a joke, and I want you guys to rate it from 1 to 10. Stein: That joke was so bad... now you guys say "how bad?" Students: How bad? Stein: That joke was so bad, it crossed the street during lunch. *small amount of laughter, general confused muttering* Stein: Now rate it 1 to 10. *Students rate it low* Stein: I'll estimate an average of 8. //Stein leaves

#8499

3032

Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#8489

8082

Feb. 5, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

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Stein: I don't know HOW this happened, but my wife got pregnant!

#8483

1725

Feb. 3, 2020, 1:56 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein preparing for his play Stein: Then there's a third character, called the outlier. Anika: The freak.

#8476

2026

Jan. 30, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Okay, so now I have this daughter. Let's call her Martha. Stein: Her name is Martha, so that's okay.

#8463

1521

Jan. 17, 2020, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: If you measure the length of your finger from here to here *raises middle finger*, is there a correlation between the length of the middle finger vs the height *Class freaks out* Chad: Wait I don't get it?

#8451

3535

Jan. 6, 2020, 4:45 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time! ... constructing a Taylor series