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#9772

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Jan. 16, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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Michael, imagining Rose talking to Ostrander: But Peter, I can't have them do any more assignments because then I won't have enough time to tweet!

#9764

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Jan. 14, 2022, 2:52 p.m.

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Rose: I've really failed you all as a discrete math teacher

#9752

711

Jan. 13, 2022, 6:17 p.m.

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// Sam Chen is staring blankly at Nacho, Kevin Rha, and the camera while Nacho and Kevin Rha whisper to each other Nacho: He hasn't blinked for like, 8 minutes. Kevin: Is this a glitch in the matrix or something? Nacho: I think he lagged out...

#9689

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Dec. 22, 2021, 2:57 p.m.

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Rose: let's take a detour and watch a 1-minute video Rose: ...of my daughter Rose: ...crying!

#9665

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Dec. 20, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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Rose: This is my daughter's brain *uproarious applause*

#9664

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Dec. 20, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: Going once, going twice, going to take these tests back.

#9655

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: Was this useful, I don't know, but I convinced my wife this was a practical investment and not wasting our family's money on pretty shapes.

#9653

2020

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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*Rose trying to figure out what's going on in his own class* Rose: I am going to cry Rose: Oh I have it on my phone Rose *in a singing voice*: I am not going to cry

#9560

2020

Dec. 8, 2021, 3:06 p.m.

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//about to start a proof in discrete Rose: sometimes people complain to me about this class because it's weird how at the start we have so much rigor in all our proofs then as the months go on it gets more and more hand-wavey Rose: this is what we call mathematical maturity

#9553

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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> Quiz hasn't been graded after 3 weeks Student: I'd like to know my grade on the quiz Rose: Yeah, me too buddy