#1793

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April 15, 2010, 7:33 p.m.

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Eli: Is it considered illegal if you accidentally steal a police car?

#1657

1820

March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.

#1550

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.

#998

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Nov. 28, 2009, 11:49 a.m.

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Nawabi: Eli, please have a seat. Eli: One slap, salad. Two slaps, pizza. Nawabi: You feel you are deserving to say these words? Eli: Why wouldn't I be deserving? Nawabi: I do not know. Eli: That's racist! Nawabi: No it is not. Eli: But all I'm doing is making salad and pizza. Nawabi: I do not care. How was your weekend?

#953

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Nov. 24, 2009, 3:19 p.m.

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stein: i like eli's way better its faster eli: *whispers* thats what she said

#871

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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(jack is tilting his chair back and janitor comes over to reprimand him) janitor: hey man get yo chair on the ground! jack: sorry eli (to janitor): its OK dog, he just be lunchin' janitor: man u crazy!!