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#2337

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Oct. 11, 2010, 5:55 a.m.

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Rose: Can I have some Smarties? Student: No. //Later Student (to Rose): Want the rest of my Smarties? Rose (excited): Sure. *goes over to student and sees package is empty* You jerk! //Later Rose: I'm still really mad about that Smarties trick. I'm gonna get you back later.

#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

This was in reference to the recently declared holiday where we could not use the word "or" for 24 hours. Instead of "Go straight or turn right at the next intersection" we should say "At the next intersection, it is not the case that you should not turn right and not go straight."

rose, geometry

#2323

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: From 11:38 today to 10:47 tomorrow no saying the word "and," from 11:38 tomorrow to 10:17 Friday, no saying the word "or." Student: Why the break? Rose: I need "and" and "or" to teach class!!! //Geometry is from 10:47 to 11:38

#2320

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

Rose later went on to say: for me to marry someone they have to be a rich tall tennis player who is really good at making Indian food

rose, geometry

#2319

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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//Two students are arguing over a problem, and Mr. Rose says one is right Student: See, I was RIGHT, do not take away my glory! //Rose writes "GLORY" next to the problem

#2216

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Sept. 28, 2010, 4:10 p.m.

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//Shirley writes 'lolololololololol' on one of the students' papers Student: Why did Shirley just do that? Other Student: HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ

#1819

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April 22, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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explaining transversals of parallel lines, Rose says "these are like gangs. They each divide it up into their own territories by these transversals. and if an angle or somebody tries to cross the gang dividing lines. They will-" Marcus yells "gets shot!" Mr rose replies, "no, get a formal letter of protest"

#1277

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Jan. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m.

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*Rose is doing a proof* *Bell rings* 5 minutes later... Rose: Huh, maybe I shouldn't do that. Maybe I should...maybe I should... Student: Let us go. Rose: ...NO.

#327

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May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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Monica: "That's basically what I had!" Mr. Rose: "Basically, but you were wrong."

#261

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Close your eyes. Now imagine a line. A big glowing red line, you know, sorta like a lightsaber ~Mr. Rose