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#11259

55

Dec. 2, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Kaluta: I wish I had a cool nickname

Mod team yk what to do // mod note: no I don't...

kaluta

#11226

1313

Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??

"I won't be mad if you're doing homework for another class, but I will get upset if you talk about Applebee's." He didn't actually hit Sudhish

fot, kaluta

#11219

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Nov. 23, 2022, 11:16 a.m.

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// about exploravision Kaluta: The cool part is, you get to predict the future. Kaluta: The hard part is, you gotta predict the future.

#11181

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:33 a.m.

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//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.

#11179

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:39 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.

#11173

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Nov. 16, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: Sadly, sometimes we must think.

#11098

1414

Nov. 2, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: You need Tinu for blairhacks? Kaluta: Well, he is kind of a hack.

#11089

1515

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:08 p.m.

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// Exploravision Kaluta: Please don't change the margins. That's a middle school trick. Kaluta: Please don't change the font size. That's an elementary school trick.

#11072

1414

Oct. 28, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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//Someone misentered one of Kaluta's Blairbash quotes. Kaluta: Thanks for fixing the quote, Andy. Various students: He's the admin! Kaluta: He's the madman? Andy: I'm the admin of the site. Kaluta: Oh, the admin! ... I think madman fits better.

#11060

2323

Oct. 27, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: by the way, who wrote on Blair bash, "I'm gonna hit you"? Kaluta: that's not what I said. Kaluta: what I said was, "I'm gonna hit you, and it's gonna hurt"