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#11491

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Feb. 1, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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Anderson: Let's say Mr. Anderson wants to buy Grandma a car, because of course I can do that with my overflowing teacher-salary. //later Anderson: What is the warrant? Why does it matter that the car is cheap? Nicole, quietly: She won't need it for long.

#11280

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Dec. 7, 2022, 7:53 a.m.

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//Kirk Pd. 1 Funx Kirk: There are 3 things that are true in life... Kirk: Death... Kirk: Life... Kirk: And Ninth Period

#11181

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:33 a.m.

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//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.

#10295

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March 17, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.

#10271

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March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#9481

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Dec. 2, 2021, 1:46 p.m.

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// Ask a biologist presentation, Colby just gave a presentation about a disease that causes constant diarrhea Duval: Imagine if you had a condition that caused that or took a drug with that side effect. Andy: Side effects may include nausea, headaches, vomiting- Duval: SUDDEN DEATH.

#9456

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Nov. 30, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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// talking about how not everyone dies in game of thrones Lodal: ...but everyone should die!

#9074

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March 26, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Student: I'm only absent because I was beheaded

#9022

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Feb. 23, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.

#8792

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:22 a.m.

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Kirk: Here lies ... Gwendolyn. Kirk: She forgot to include the 2ab when squaring a binomial.