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⚐ ReportLodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.
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⚐ ReportKirk: Here lies ... Gwendolyn. Kirk: She forgot to include the 2ab when squaring a binomial.
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⚐ ReportClay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand
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⚐ ReportClay: So, as you can see from this data graph I made, 28 of you wrote stories about death and 0 of you wrote stories about life. //class smiles innocently Clay: Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.
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⚐ Report//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral
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⚐ Report//Rose's logic class is getting restless at the end of the period but he's still trying to teach Rose (singing): Ninth period seniors, one foot out the door... One step closer to DEATH!
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⚐ ReportBunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.
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⚐ ReportPham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.