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⚐ ReportCirincione: Old people are great, but there are two big problems with them. Cirincione: There keep being more of them and they keep not dying
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⚐ ReportHenry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Let's say Mr. Anderson wants to buy Grandma a car, because of course I can do that with my overflowing teacher-salary. //later Anderson: What is the warrant? Why does it matter that the car is cheap? Nicole, quietly: She won't need it for long.
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⚐ Report//Kirk Pd. 1 Funx Kirk: There are 3 things that are true in life... Kirk: Death... Kirk: Life... Kirk: And Ninth Period
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⚐ Report//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.
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⚐ Report//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.
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⚐ Report//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.
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⚐ Report// Ask a biologist presentation, Colby just gave a presentation about a disease that causes constant diarrhea Duval: Imagine if you had a condition that caused that or took a drug with that side effect. Andy: Side effects may include nausea, headaches, vomiting- Duval: SUDDEN DEATH.
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⚐ Report// talking about how not everyone dies in game of thrones Lodal: ...but everyone should die!