//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.
//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.
// Ask a biologist presentation, Colby just gave a presentation about a disease that causes constant diarrhea Duval: Imagine if you had a condition that caused that or took a drug with that side effect. Andy: Side effects may include nausea, headaches, vomiting- Duval: SUDDEN DEATH.
// talking about how not everyone dies in game of thrones Lodal: ...but everyone should die!
Student: I'm only absent because I was beheaded
Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.
Kirk: Here lies ... Gwendolyn. Kirk: She forgot to include the 2ab when squaring a binomial.
Clay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand
Clay: So, as you can see from this data graph I made, 28 of you wrote stories about death and 0 of you wrote stories about life. //class smiles innocently Clay: Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.
//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral