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#680
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: I don't think you can hate more. It's just hate. They're like "I hate you more," but once you hit the hate level, you're done.
#679
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You know how to tell if someone's stupid? They keep doing the same thing and think it's gonna be different. It's called gambling!
#677
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: What happened? Jacob: I ate a half-smoke, and it was half beef, half pork. They told me it was all-beef! Whitacre: Are you Orthodox? Jacob: No, Conservative. Whitacre: Welcome to the club. *pauses* Welcome to reformed Judaism. You can go to McDonald's now and say, "Okay, bring it on! I want a BLT with some pork rinds and some grease to drink." //later Whitacre: You should've sued. Violating religious principles. Think, you could own half of Ben's Chili Bowl. That would be... *rubs fingers together*
#676
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⚐ ReportSteven: That thing smells bad. Whitacre: What? Steven: Salt Lake City. Smells like sulfur. Whitacre: Or salt.
#674
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⚐ Report//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.
#648
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: It's a shiv! Go take that to prison. Whammo, you're out. Jacob: It's called Blammo.
#647
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⚐ Report//to Jacob, after he put an assignment on BILL Whitacre: You're helping people! Did I not teach you anything? You're ruining survival of the fittest! How is this natural selection if you're dragging people along with you? Compassion. Casualties. Compassion. Casualties.
#646
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⚐ Report//walks up to a student playing an online game Whitacre: Is this on the SAT, 'cause I'm gonna take it.
#645
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: "I love you, and if we have sex, I won't be using you, it'll mean something to me." If that works, I'm writing that one down.