Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

 

#6522

1919

June 13, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

⚐ Report
Stein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".

#6295

1313

March 9, 2017, 6:06 p.m.

⚐ Report
// Going over a stat reading quiz Stein: "60% of boys and 25% of girls report that they are sexually active." What about you, George? *pause* I mean, what's your answer?

#6206

99

Jan. 19, 2017, 2:50 a.m.

⚐ Report
Pratik: Stop worrying so much about 34%

He had an E in stat and his mom was bothering him about it.

stat, stein, pratik

#5657

33

Nov. 23, 2015, 2:26 p.m.

⚐ Report
Stein: That's stupid! They should get together with CNN and have a stupid party!

#5567

2931

Oct. 6, 2015, 2:14 p.m.

⚐ Report
Stein: Did you just correct her grammar? That's not how you make friends, Sambuddha.

#5433

46

March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

⚐ Report
Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!

Personally, my last worry if someone peed on a xylophone would be what happened to the xylophone...

stat, sidd, applied_stat, stein

#5393

2323

Feb. 17, 2015, 1:29 p.m.

⚐ Report
Mr. Stein: Tweeting is good. Following me on Twitter is also good. With one exception. Some kid made a fake Twitter account called 'I Like Big Tomatoes' and followed me.

One stat problem that enrages him is about genetically modifying tomatoes for size because people throw away small tomatoes. "Taste is what matters."

stat, stein, applied_stat, twitter

#5367

1313

Jan. 27, 2015, 10:41 a.m.

⚐ Report
Mr. Stein: "So who's more fun to hang out with? Means, or medians?" Gaby: "Outliers!"

#5363

55

Jan. 22, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

⚐ Report
//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."

#5362

1212

Jan. 22, 2015, 9:46 p.m.

⚐ Report
Mr. Stein: "You only have to take 3 courses in high school. You have to take health, because you don't want to get sexually transmitted diseases. You have to take NSL, because you have to vote. And you have to take Stat, because then you could tell which candidates are lying!"