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#12472
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⚐ ReportHart, alternating between unreasonably many markers, all held at once: I feel like Edward Markerhands.
#11185
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⚐ Report//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!
#9929
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⚐ Report//Schwartz throws marker to container and misses Schwartz: Oh, I almost got it. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: Don't clap! I didn't get it in!
#5363
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⚐ Report//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."