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Nov. 17, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!



Feb. 7, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//Schwartz throws marker to container and misses Schwartz: Oh, I almost got it. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: Don't clap! I didn't get it in!



Jan. 22, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."