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Nov. 27, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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Stein: No I don't want to help you! I hate you, Texas Instruments!



June 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Stein: Do teenagers in different cities drink soda at different rates? Joseph: In southern cities, they don't drink any soda. They drink pop.



June 5, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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Stein: I did this [kind of experiment on subliminal messages] in ninth grade. Stein: I didn't have classes in my school, we just studied things that were interesting. //later Stein: Every six weeks, we'd switch classes. We'd meet in the common room, and they'd ask us "what do you want to learn about?" Stein: And I'd say "chemistry!" So they say "David wants to learn about chemistry. Who else wants to learn about chemistry?" //later Stein: I think my parents liked [the field trips/school camping trips], because it meant I was away for a lot of the time.



May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

H_0: p = 0.9, H_a: p != 0.9. n = 64, p-value 0.008, statistically significant! (but the normal approximation might not apply)

stein, applied_stat, news, attendance



April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "âś“meister"



April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."



March 29, 2023, 4:52 p.m.

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Stein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.



March 10, 2023, 5:02 p.m.

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Stein: The weekend is coming, so I'm going to go clubbin', because I always go clubbin' on saturday. Stein: But this time is a very special clubbin', because I'm going to take students with me. Stein: Of course, you all want to go, obviously. Stein, after randomly sampling students: Now, you seven people -- and a panda -- you will go clubbing with me. Stein: Make sure to come at 1:30 AM on Saturday, because that's when the party gets started. Dress up, because it's a party. Stein, later: I don't want to have a lot of people who are really bad dancers, because that'd be embarrassing.



March 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Stein: That was a good question. Stein: Does anybody else have any good questions? Or any bad questions? Stein: Except about televisions.



March 3, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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//solving for two variables of {R^2, Regression, Error, Total} Stein: Can you do it? Stein: Let me rephrase that. Do it.