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Sept. 30, 2022, 8:59 a.m.

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Jerry Song: [Stein] got mad at me for using "expected" instead of "predicted." Jerry Song: So I'm gonna do it again!



Sept. 28, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in a career in orange farming? *Andy tilts his head slightly* Stein: Andy are you interested in becoming an orange farmer? Andy: No. Stein: So Andy here is an orange farmer...



Sept. 28, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.



Sept. 21, 2022, 10:35 a.m.

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Stein: What did the band leader name his two daughters? Stein: Anna 1 and Anna 2.



Sept. 19, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Stein: Write the name of the person who named you. Jerry Song: How am I supposed to know? I was born on the same day that I was named.



Sept. 19, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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// Talk like a pirate day Stein: You guys are the lamest group. Jerry Song: We all have scurvy. // Later Ace: Who gets all their movies for free? Ace: Pirates.



Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.



Sept. 15, 2022, 10:10 a.m.

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Stein: When I was 7, my art teacher called my parents because all I did was draw dots.



Sept. 13, 2022, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Now we're gonna alter the tomatoes. Stein: Which is gross, because we are pumping them full of chemicals.



March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!

Personally, my last worry if someone peed on a xylophone would be what happened to the xylophone...

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