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⚐ ReportStreet: [Student], I really want you to conserve your energy //a few more sentences Street: I really want you to sit back and conserve your energy, because ... life is hard sometimes
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⚐ ReportStreet: I'm going to give you guys- I'm not trying to be sexist- some advice. Don't piss off the teacher, and don't piss off the girls. //Laughter Street: If one hates you, they'll all hate you. And maybe when you're older and not as saturated with testosterone, she'll find it in herself to forgive you and you might be able to get a date.
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⚐ ReportStein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".
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⚐ Report//After doing PTC in bio today, Kaluta in POE mentions getting a treat, but not one that's tasty Neo: I want something that tastes better than PTC. Telon: What about life? Neo: Life tastes bitter.
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⚐ Report//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.
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⚐ Report//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!