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#9049

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March 11, 2021, 11:36 a.m.

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// after finding out that crayola has never released just "purple" as a crayon colour Kirk: This has, this has kinda changed my life a little bit. Kirk: I don't know -- how to approach tomorrow.

#8908

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Jan. 19, 2021, 11:39 a.m.

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Street: [Student], I really want you to conserve your energy //a few more sentences Street: I really want you to sit back and conserve your energy, because ... life is hard sometimes

#8730

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

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Blake: The independent clause lives on its own -- has a car, has a job ...

#6615

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Sept. 19, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to give you guys- I'm not trying to be sexist- some advice. Don't piss off the teacher, and don't piss off the girls. //Laughter Street: If one hates you, they'll all hate you. And maybe when you're older and not as saturated with testosterone, she'll find it in herself to forgive you and you might be able to get a date.

#6522

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June 13, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

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Stein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".

#6289

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March 8, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

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//After doing PTC in bio today, Kaluta in POE mentions getting a treat, but not one that's tasty Neo: I want something that tastes better than PTC. Telon: What about life? Neo: Life tastes bitter.

#4417

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Feb. 5, 2013, 11:04 a.m.

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//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.

#4327

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Nov. 27, 2012, 7:24 p.m.

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Pham: Do you know what the objective of life is? Student: To die? Pham: Exactly.

#3662

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Oct. 12, 2011, 3:42 p.m.

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Lodal: The PSATs have sucked away my will to live.

Complaining how he had to just stare at children while proctoring the PSATs

lodal, life, psats

#3559

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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Piper: Wait...you're saying you don't have a life?

In reference to the small amount of comp sci homework for the weekend

life, piper