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#6585

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Sept. 13, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

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//Talking about cities founded in the Gobi desert Whitacre: I call cities in the middle of nowhere Vegas. Those people built a city in the middle of a desert--they’re stupid! But they profit from people who are even more stupid than them.

#6565

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Sept. 7, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your last name usually tells where you're from or what your past ancestors did for a living. For example, if your last name is a color, your ancestors might have been in the dyeing industry. But if your last name is Weed, then I should watch you closely.

#6557

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Sept. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Talking about how lighting candles and making a wish on a birthday cake is a pagan tradition Whitacre: Tell your parents, instead of birthday cakes, save their money to buy a Porsche. No birthday cakes but at least a Porsche when you become 30 Student: But then you won't get to eat birthday cakes Whitacre: You'll be eating much better things than birthday cakes if you had a Porsche.

#6317

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March 18, 2017, 9:04 a.m.

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Whitacre: "Glass half empty"? The glass fell off the table and broke a long time ago. It's useless!

#6217

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Jan. 26, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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DollaCent: No what Hitchens is saying is that we have an innate moral code and we don't need God to be this great dic...tator and impose it all over us.

#5880

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April 13, 2016, 2:21 p.m.

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Whitacre: How many people are taking 2 APs? //most people raise their hands Whitacre: How about 3? 4? //progressively fewer people raise their hands Whitacre: 5? //only a few people left raising their hands Whitacre: My next number is why?

#5861

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March 17, 2016, 2:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: (commenting after seeing Tri-M St. Patrick´s Day candy grams) It´s like it´s ingrown toenail week so buy a candy gram!

I sh*t you not. I have a roomful of witnesses.

whitacre

#5830

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Feb. 24, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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Whitacre: Mr. Trump seems to be on a roll. Anyone moving to Canada with me? Or I'm thinking Mexico, since there'll be a wall to keep Trump out.

#5704

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Dec. 17, 2015, 7:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: I'm not mean. I'm just me.

Some student called him mean for giving her a hard time about taking forever to bring an assignment up.

world, whitacre

#5693

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Dec. 13, 2015, 6:24 p.m.

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//Comparative Religion with Whitacre //He's talking about the movie "Jesus Camp" (went something like this) Whitacre: There's this lady who runs a camp that indoctrinates little kids. And she says that in the Middle East, the Muslim kids are learning to fight, and they're so committed to their religion, and she wants Christian kids to be just as committed. Seems like she should be--but I digress.