// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester
* Two girls talking loudly in the back*
Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester
//Mr. Hinkle discussing a test he needs to take to teach World History
Mr. Hinkle: So I have to take a test about a class I've been teaching for 20 years!
Haydn: So you know world history pretty well?
Mr. Hinkle: Well I'd hope so...
Haydn: Okay then when did the US sign the Declaration of Independence??
Mr. Hinkle: That's US history! Not world history!
Haydn: What? Is the US not a part of the world?!
//Whitacre collecting packets about the Islamic Civilizations
Student: Do you want this [packet]?
Whitacre: Yeah, I give it to the homeless when they say they say they want something. I'm like here read about the Mughals.
Another Student: That's terrible
Whitacre: What? Passing on knowledge is terrible?
//pd 3 AP world
Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC.
Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!
//Beginning of second semester, new World History Class
Whitacre: Any Moggie-ites in here?
//Students who previously had Mogge raise their hands
Whitacre: Any Ravil-ians
//Students who previously had Ravilious raise their hands
Student: What about us? *People who had Whitacre*
// AP World, Mogge asks students to look up Mary Wollstonecraft
Mogge: So, who's Mary Wollstonecraft?
Griffin: She was an English writer, philosopher, and advocate of women's rights.
Mogge: Women's rights? She must've been crazy!