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Nov. 29, 2023, 1:57 p.m.

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Sahu: this is the world's ugliest snowman.



Oct. 4, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!



May 9, 2023, 12:23 p.m.

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// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.



May 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Bramble: If these two guys look like complete idiots, that's because traditionally they were.



Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."



Nov. 4, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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//Watching a serious movie scene in AP World. Mr. Seat pauses the scene right before someone gets his head cut off Molemo: Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...



Sept. 20, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, september 20 "I thought I had psychologically locked you into those [formerly assigned] seats, but it seems that you are freethinkers who are not bound by my conventions." "Acronyms are not real English; acronyms are made up by people and groups to confuse outsiders." "If you are one of the 1%-ers, you're doing pretty okay, as you have been for all of history." "If you died, it's pretty much a negative. Let's go on the record as having said that." "[Having the surname Miller in Britain would] be like if, in America, you had the surname 'Landlord'. 'Hi, I'm John Landlord.' 'Oh, ew, no, don't want to associate with that guy.'" "If you want people to think that you've read some 15th-century Italian literature, go get a copy of the Decameron. People will think it's so refined, but really, it's a cracking-good story." "Who here has heard of William Shakespeare?" "Oh, that Da Vinci. He lived by a certain code. ... [class unamused] I guess that book was from a while ago." "The Hundred Years' War. I believe it was actually 116 years, but hey, who's counting?" "In America, you may be familiar with a certain hand gesture, in which one extends the back of their hand, and extends the middle digit, and leaves the other fingers curled back. It is sometimes accompanied by a particular two-word epithet." "Sometimes, in history, I have no idea whether a story is a true or false, but doggonit, I like that story, and I'm gonna tell it." "I know the best way to pick volunteers ... pick the first person who is smiling!"

#2: AaMubPaGtCO, #8: a book exists titled "The Da Vinci Code", #11: about why a backwards V gesture is rude in Britain

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Sept. 8, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Burnell: What's more valuable, a spear tip, or a pot? Burnell: Pot, not pot.



Feb. 18, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

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Carlos: Now, I mean, he also told me that this, like, Muslim princess crime lord's daughter was his girlfriend so take this with a grain of salt-

For context we were in AP World and were talking about imperialism in the Philippines and Carlos was talking about what a Filipino kid he knew had told him

world, carlos



Jan. 29, 2019, 9:59 a.m.

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// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester