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June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!



Jan. 29, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Buddha: Ms. Cullen, can I go to the Nurse? // Leaves to go to Nurse with stuff // 15 min later, Buddha returns Buddha: I'm sure if I was on my dying breath, the last thing I would hear is "Do you have a pass?"



Jan. 26, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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DollaCent: No what Hitchens is saying is that we have an innate moral code and we don't need God to be this great dic...tator and impose it all over us.



Jan. 18, 2017, 9:49 a.m.

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Sambuddha: Wittenburg is the center of Martin Luther King.



Jan. 9, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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Sambuddha: What's No Man's Sky? Is it an anime?



Nov. 28, 2016, 10:22 a.m.

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Sambuddha: The Pythagorean Theorem isn't true if you assume...



Nov. 21, 2016, 10:36 p.m.

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// Playing Buddha-Jeopardy Buddha: In the heliocentric model of the solar system, the center is... All: The Sun! Buddha (continuing on making up question): the sun. What is the third planet from the sun? Anna: Mars!



Sept. 21, 2016, 8:14 a.m.

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Coy: You should put your SRP paper in Wingdings. Sambuddha: It's already incomprehensible.



Aug. 25, 2016, 11:42 a.m.

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Derek: "A lot of Indian families are misogynist." Sambuddha: "Well my family is androgynous....oh wait, not misogynist."

During SRP summer internship at UMD. Derek is a student at Poolesville

sambuddha, buddha



Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!