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#6532

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June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!

#6220

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Jan. 29, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Buddha: Ms. Cullen, can I go to the Nurse? // Leaves to go to Nurse with stuff // 15 min later, Buddha returns Buddha: I'm sure if I was on my dying breath, the last thing I would hear is "Do you have a pass?"

#6217

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Jan. 26, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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DollaCent: No what Hitchens is saying is that we have an innate moral code and we don't need God to be this great dic...tator and impose it all over us.

#6202

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Jan. 18, 2017, 9:49 a.m.

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Sambuddha: Wittenburg is the center of Martin Luther King.

#6184

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Jan. 9, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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Sambuddha: What's No Man's Sky? Is it an anime?

#6106

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Nov. 28, 2016, 10:22 a.m.

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Sambuddha: The Pythagorean Theorem isn't true if you assume...

#6101

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Nov. 21, 2016, 10:36 p.m.

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// Playing Buddha-Jeopardy Buddha: In the heliocentric model of the solar system, the center is... All: The Sun! Buddha (continuing on making up question): the sun. What is the third planet from the sun? Anna: Mars!

#6033

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Sept. 21, 2016, 8:14 a.m.

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Coy: You should put your SRP paper in Wingdings. Sambuddha: It's already incomprehensible.

#6007

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Aug. 25, 2016, 11:42 a.m.

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Derek: "A lot of Indian families are misogynist." Sambuddha: "Well my family is androgynous....oh wait, not misogynist."

During SRP summer internship at UMD. Derek is a student at Poolesville

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#5382

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Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!