#1562

11

March 1, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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Stein: Peter, where are you going to school next year? Peter Q: I don't know yet. Stein: Where are you thinking of? I'll pick for you.

#1552

44

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Stein: Last year, I won a backgammon set. You know those gift shops in Chinatown? I think Moody's went there and bought like 200, because they were really cheap!

#1551

77

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: I am not impressed with anything unless you can do it while you iron.

#1550

2325

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.

#1549

79

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Finally, the type of snowstorm we're supposed to get! The type that avoids us and hits New York.

#1519

55

Feb. 21, 2010, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!

#1513

11

Feb. 19, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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Stein: "e^x, that's the kind of superhero you'd take to the prom."

#1512

22

Feb. 19, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Stein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"

#1510

44

Feb. 19, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Stein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.

#1508

11

Feb. 18, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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Stein: I'll admit, some of the stuff I teach in Sports Statistics, I don't really get.