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#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#8551

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March 9, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*biochem, bosse has sent boaz to the back room because we're discussing a quiz he hasn't taken* Ms Bosse: There's always a risk you'll forget to tell them to come back when you're done. Speaking of which, did we ever get Peter back last week?

#8094

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April 8, 2019, 2:25 p.m.

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//7th Period PTSD Peter: It's 20 degrees outside, I'm not beautiful, I'm an oldass man, and I sure as hell ain't smart!

#8060

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March 28, 2019, 9:15 p.m.

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//ARML practice //Peter presenting a solution Peter: I got all the questions right except this one, so I don’t know why I’m doing this. Schwartz: Weird flex but okay.

#6504

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June 7, 2017, 10:12 p.m.

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//Talking to Cuadrado about KFC, leads into chicken in general Peter: Hey Sra. Cuadrado, have you ever had Chick-fil-A? Cuadrado: Have I ever had Chipotle? Never. I don't like that stuff.

Had to explain what Chick-fil-A was after. She actually had never heard of it.

peter, cuadrado

#6372

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April 3, 2017, 8:09 a.m.

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//AP NSL, discussing things @ table Peter: I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I just got my retainers yesterday. //NSL stuff Peter: You wanna do 2 next? Stav: Sure. I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I'm just dumb

#6283

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March 8, 2017, 8:24 a.m.

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//Demonstration of inflation with flag-buying Cirincione: ...If I gave you all $50, then would you be willing to spend more on this flag? Peter: I would just go to Walmart.

#6028

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Sept. 19, 2016, 10:38 p.m.

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Peter Zhang: "Aw, my poop didn't show up."

#5004

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June 5, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

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//After Peter said he's ready for anal Rose: It's kind of disturbing there are several magnet classes that are shortened to anal. Peter: Like Analysis of Algorithms? Rose: Is that the one that literally says "ANAL" on your transcript?

#5003

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June 5, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

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//Peter Ho walks in for final Analysis test Peter: Mr Rose, I'm ready for anal! Wait... Mr. Rose: You planned that. Peter: Yep.