#1312

44

Jan. 12, 2010, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is attempting to justify his assertion that most students should take economics Pham: Why stock market go crash? Because company have to pay for the expense. Guys, they got to deal wid it!

#1302

1414

Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Piper: The freshman have apoplexy every time they see backpacks. "AHH! THERE'S A BACKPACK! THERE'S A BACKPACK! WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

#1301

1010

Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Pham: It much better to doing it with the MATLAB than with the... what you call... Student: Pencil? Pham: Yeah, pencil! It the pencil! You guy realizing that?

#1294

99

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*

#1293

44

Jan. 11, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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Pham (surfing the Web): Oh, there a Cobra radar detector, only 75 dollah.

#1208

1010

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:54 p.m.

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Yifan: I have a postulate: the amount of work you're doing is inversely correlated with the amount you're talking about "doing the wuhk."

#1201

66

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!

#1183

55

Dec. 16, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: Want to see me 30 year ago? //pulls out the 1993 Silverlogue

#1176

2123

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die

#1165

22

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: Ms. Piper, Mistah Dvorsky, Mr. Ostrander...