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June 2, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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//People are talking about humanities requirements (e.g. MIT HASS-D) and such Kamal: Mikey regards liberal arts as a pollutant. He has a personal exposure ceiling of 5 parts per hundred.



March 2, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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//Discrete class is learning about the Bridges of Koenigsberg Mikey: This is like the most famous problem in graph theory. It was first studied by Leonhard Euler. You may have heard of him.



Jan. 29, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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[Previously people talking about SRP] Mikey: Wait, what about study hall? Student: Elephant. Mikey: What? Student: Elephant. ...[later] Other Student: What would elephants need study hall for anyways? Elephants never forget. [Pause] ...Probably huge orgies. Mikey: Yeah, we used to do that a lot too, until Mr. Schafer came and put a stop to it.



Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Joey walks into mathphys and is shocked to see 26 students Joey: Jesus Christ! Mikey: Yes, did you call?



Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.



Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!



Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]



Dec. 17, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!



Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.



Dec. 15, 2009, 2:55 p.m.

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//Schafer is copying from a book onto the board Mikey: Are you sure? Schafer: Yes, I'm reading it out of the Good Book. //a minute later Schafer: Son of a biscuit! I can't read!