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May 18, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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Scott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!



Feb. 20, 2014, 7:52 p.m.

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Scott: The only phone number I've memorized is Jesse's.



April 25, 2012, 4:05 p.m.

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Scott Wu: Why are all of my answers wrong??

during Period 8 Analysis I, while checking answers to an AP Packet




Jan. 7, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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Philip: You're legally an adult, though. Scott Lawrence: I shouldn't, but I am.



May 26, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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//gym, ultimate frisbee, trying to persuade Gary to join one of the teams Sankar: Gary, this is the good kind of peer pressure! It's not like we're trying to make you take drugs. Scott: OH LOOK! A CROW! //Scott chases the crow across the field Gary: Are you sure he's not on drugs?



March 15, 2011, 12:17 p.m.

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// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.



Jan. 15, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

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Contreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.



Dec. 21, 2010, 6:18 p.m.

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//after seeing Scott L: Oh, that's just how IE renders the Google logo.  It's been a bug for about 13 years.



Dec. 8, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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Scott: No, it's not working! Just because the screen is full of errors does not mean it's working!



Oct. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m.

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Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......