Scott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!
Scott: The only phone number I've memorized is Jesse's.
Scott Wu: Why are all of my answers wrong??
Philip: You're legally an adult, though. Scott Lawrence: I shouldn't, but I am.
//gym, ultimate frisbee, trying to persuade Gary to join one of the teams Sankar: Gary, this is the good kind of peer pressure! It's not like we're trying to make you take drugs. Scott: OH LOOK! A CROW! //Scott chases the crow across the field Gary: Are you sure he's not on drugs?
// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.
Contreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.
//after seeing http://rhizome.org/imagebase/article/3637/04.jpg Scott L: Oh, that's just how IE renders the Google logo. It's been a bug for about 13 years.
Scott: No, it's not working! Just because the screen is full of errors does not mean it's working!
Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......