#11322

1414

Dec. 14, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Delaney: I encourage your baby-making.

#11247

1212

Dec. 1, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

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Delaney: There would just be this guy with a meat cannon, and he would go *blop blop blop blop blop*

#11105

2626

Nov. 3, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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// Diego is visiting cellphys; Delaney stares him down as he walks out Rivkah: What if he wants to learn? Delaney: Then he’s in the wrong class.

#10999

1717

Oct. 17, 2022, 9:24 p.m.

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Delaney: If you think about reproduction- Delaney: That's a dangerous way to start a sentence.

#10990

2222

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#10928

1414

Oct. 6, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?

#10927

1111

Oct. 6, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Colby: I’m a one-issue voter, and that issue is execution.

#10809

1313

Sept. 13, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Delaney: My son got off the bus yesterday and was upset and confused Delaney: Turns out one of his classmates showed him [redacted] *Class is in shock* Delaney: Like I'm at the point where I as a parent have to deal with this now Delaney: But of all things, why furries?

#10790

1818

Sept. 9, 2022, 6:49 p.m.

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Nicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.

#10770

-311

Sept. 7, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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Delaney: The cube is pink, which means that it's basic. Delaney: But once we add acid...