Solomon (to Armand): As your friend, I don't believe you deserve empathy Nicole (to Armand): I feel like you deserve to be sad sometimes Nicole: I mean that in a broad sense of the term Armand: But I wanna be happy :(
Solomon: I wasn’t aborted, don’t worry.
Solomon: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.
//p9 fot Colby: Solomon would you consider yourself Armand's friend? Solomon: I'm his enemy Colby: Great, Armand, steal Solomon's blood
Katie: They were playing baby shark, I swear! Solomon: Who, the CIA?
Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?
Kaluta: You don’t want to fail shop class! Solomon: This is shop class? Nicole: That sounds very capitalist.
//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.
// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank
Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.