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#12673

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Dec. 6, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!

#12230

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Oct. 2, 2023, 1:55 p.m.

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// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!

#11425

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Jan. 17, 2023, 10:30 a.m.

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// Talking about cellphys Jerry Song: Nobody Blairbashes in that class. Jerry: There is an impostor among us!

#11411

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Jan. 11, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Jerry Song: They need to take off your skin and roll it down like a sock

#11322

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Dec. 14, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Delaney: I encourage your baby-making.

#11105

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Nov. 3, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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// Diego is visiting cellphys; Delaney stares him down as he walks out Rivkah: What if he wants to learn? Delaney: Then he’s in the wrong class.

#11039

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Oct. 26, 2022, 3:35 p.m.

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Rivkah: I wasn’t aborted, don’t worry.

#10990

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Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#10928

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Oct. 6, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?

#10927

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Oct. 6, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Colby: I’m a one-issue voter, and that issue is execution.