#1485

1010

Feb. 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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//discussing Magnet funding Hinkle: Twenty years ago, they used to mail a big check over to Blair. (starts singing and dancing) We got the moooooneeeeeeeeey!

#1483

77

Feb. 7, 2010, 5:19 p.m.

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//A practice problem requires students to add three-digit numbers Hinkle: This is, gentlemen and ladies -- I'm sorry to say -- this is where some of that mathematician stuff comes in.

#1482

22

Feb. 7, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: They county would love to go, 'you're out of here Hinkle!' Pfffft! (Makes wild gestures towards the door)

#1481

66

Feb. 7, 2010, 5:16 p.m.

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//Johnny correctly answers a question Hinkle: I TAUGHT JOHNNY SOMETHING! You all heard that? He learned something! And they said I couldn't...

#1480

1313

Feb. 6, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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Hinkle: If I make the statement "you guys need to get a room," everybody knows what that means, right? Good. 'Cause last week there were these kids in the hall -- sophomores, I think -- and they were doing stuff and I went over and told them, you need to get a room for that. And they were just like :O

#1452

1717

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#1451

2626

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm turning off the lights! Everyone okay with that? I'm asking because for seniors, lights out means sleep time. For juniors, lights off means it's time to grope your neighbor. Hannah, you okay back there? //Hannah is the only girl at her table of 10 juniors

#1450

55

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Hinkle: I only have six days to cram a whole unit down your throat.

#1438

1010

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Hinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.

#1437

22

Jan. 31, 2010, 6:11 p.m.

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//the class is objecting to Mr. Hinkle's examples involving ketchup, mustard, hamburgers, and hotdogs Student: What about Caesar salads? Hinkle: Remember, we're trying to stay mainstream here. None of that weird stuff. Only weird people eat salad! [...] Wait wait wait wait wait. Did someone just mention CAVIAR?