#12576

44

Nov. 27, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Johnny: Pokemon Go isn't a real Pokemon game. Delaney: Are you gatekeeping?

#12565

911

Nov. 21, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Armand: "John Lennon was abusive to his child." Johnny Fan: "Isn't that the Crash Course guy?"

#12258

33

Oct. 5, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

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Johnny: What are your thoughts on pizza on pineapple? Johnny: Everyone talks about putting pineapple on pizza, but nobody talks about putting pizza on pineapple.

#12119

26

Sept. 14, 2023, 9:42 a.m.

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Johnny: What is the bacterial equivalent of a hammer and sickle? Andy: If you wanted your poster to be communist themed you would have drawn Stalin, but instead you drew Hitler.

#11839

44

May 15, 2023, 2:07 p.m.

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Michael Wang: As you see, I was born with a 3rd chromosome. Johnny: He was born with only 3 chromosomes.

#11785

1313

April 25, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Bosse: Where is Jonathan Fan? *Johnny is out cold asleep* Bosse: Oh, he's asleep. Don't wake him up.

#11724

1515

March 29, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Bosse: I've been at blair since 1992. You can do the m-a-t-h. Johnny: That's longer than we've been alive. // Later Bosse: Don't call it dodgeball. Call it avoidance ball.

#11409

1416

Jan. 11, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.

#11279

1212

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?

#11244

33

Dec. 1, 2022, 12:56 p.m.

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Johnny: Who’s gonna fail the quiz today! Prange: Not me!