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#10684

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June 9, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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// Watching video about chimps Johnny: Look Michael (Wang) that's you! Duval: Nah, they don't curse as much.

#10683

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June 9, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Johnny: The birds and bees. Jerry Song: Everyone knows bees eat birds.

#10682

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June 9, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!

#10661

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June 7, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: Insects are cool! Johnny: I just heard a lie.

#10631

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May 30, 2022, 12:39 a.m.

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Johnny: It's not very Halal, bro.

#10513

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April 28, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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Ace: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?

#10419

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April 6, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.

#10406

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April 4, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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Johnny: Is Georgia in Alabama?

#10394

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April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!

#10376

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March 30, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?