// Watching video about chimps Johnny: Look Michael (Wang) that's you! Duval: Nah, they don't curse as much.
Johnny: The birds and bees. Jerry Song: Everyone knows bees eat birds.
Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!
Duval: Insects are cool! Johnny: I just heard a lie.
Johnny: It's not very Halal, bro.
Ace: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?
Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.
Johnny: Is Georgia in Alabama?
Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!
// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?