Johnny: Pokemon Go isn't a real Pokemon game. Delaney: Are you gatekeeping?
Armand: "John Lennon was abusive to his child." Johnny Fan: "Isn't that the Crash Course guy?"
Johnny: What are your thoughts on pizza on pineapple? Johnny: Everyone talks about putting pineapple on pizza, but nobody talks about putting pizza on pineapple.
Johnny: What is the bacterial equivalent of a hammer and sickle? Andy: If you wanted your poster to be communist themed you would have drawn Stalin, but instead you drew Hitler.
Michael Wang: As you see, I was born with a 3rd chromosome. Johnny: He was born with only 3 chromosomes.
Bosse: Where is Jonathan Fan? *Johnny is out cold asleep* Bosse: Oh, he's asleep. Don't wake him up.
Bosse: I've been at blair since 1992. You can do the m-a-t-h. Johnny: That's longer than we've been alive. // Later Bosse: Don't call it dodgeball. Call it avoidance ball.
//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.
// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?
Johnny: Who’s gonna fail the quiz today! Prange: Not me!