#1335

66

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:49 a.m.

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Hinkle: Uhhh...okay! Did you learn something today? Other than about the drugs?

#1292

-24

Jan. 11, 2010, 10:59 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, remember how a few classes ago I said that paper products is the name of the game here at Montgomery Blair? Hinkle: [talks about paper towels]

#1260

22

Jan. 5, 2010, 9:38 a.m.

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Student, imitating Hinkle: I have no problem with it, as long as you don't take it out of context. Hammond: Of course you're taking it out of context! It's BlairBash!

#1147

1012

Dec. 12, 2009, 5:04 p.m.

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Hinkle: Let me make a prediction: In a few months, there is going to be a thriving black market for paper products here at Montgomery Blair. It's one of the reasons they've been pushing CopyPlus so hard -- copier paper, tissues, paper towels, you name it, we're running low. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a little thing called a fiscal year, which means that budgets are July to July. So if we're starting to run out in December...

#1146

77

Dec. 12, 2009, 5 p.m.

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Hinkle: What I like about Johnny here is he has that entrepreneurial spirit. That bag there is probably full of his latest goods. What's he got in the bag? I don't know. Maybe it's legal, maybe it's not. Don't ask, don't tell.

#1115

33

Dec. 9, 2009, 11:31 p.m.

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//students are confused about forex Hinkle: Guys, I'm talking about what? Hard currency! That means I care about what? Dollars, Euros, yen... I don't care about what's happening with the Zimbabwe dollar, okay? There's nothing I can do with Zimbabwe dollars. Wendy: I would buy goats.

#1110

1113

Dec. 9, 2009, 10:11 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday in one of my on-level classes, I had some kid who didn't turn in his homework. So I asked him, 'hey, why didn't you do this?' He looked me straight in the eye and said, 'I'm Hispanic. I don't do homework.' I was like, 'ooo-kay. That's all fine, then.' Didn't realize it's a cultural thing.

#1109

55

Dec. 9, 2009, 10:08 a.m.

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Hinkle: Aight! Yo, Earth to class! Shhhh! Yo! It looks like Scotty has already beamed some of you up.

#993

44

Nov. 25, 2009, 10:49 p.m.

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//Wendy screamed after seeing a bug Hinkle: At old Blair, I was often the first one in certain sections of the building in the morning. We didn't have those automatic lights, you had to go over to a panel box and switch 'em on and whatnot. But you had to walk a ways to the box. So as you're walking it's like CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH [acts out] and then you turn on the light and see a path of dead bugs!

#992

33

Nov. 25, 2009, 10:46 p.m.

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//talking about old Blair Hinkle: Once, we had a family of squirrels living in the ceiling. It wasn't so good when those squirrels died right above my classroom. We had a heating unit in the ceiling, too -- they were baking up in there, baby! Smelled awful. Had to cut a hole in the wall to get 'em out. [...] Then there was also the time we had the raccoon die in the wall next to my room.