#8708

1618

Oct. 30, 2020, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to pick on a victim here. This will be fun. // Later Street: I don't know if any of you guys *subscribe* to my YouTube channel. Street: God help you. Street: ... in case you're not already nerdy enough from being the Magnet ... // Later Street: I know, when you were younger, you were always thinking: Street: "Wow, I can't *wait* until I'm old enough to make my *own* Vernier scale." Street: Wow. Let's do that. Student: *Laughs* Street: Don't deny it, [Student].

#8697

1212

Oct. 27, 2020, 12:27 p.m.

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Street: And I know it may be shocking to you, but we may not always get the right answer. // Later Street: I want to encourage you -- even if it's *depressing* -- I want to encourage you to look at the gradebook ... // Later Street: I mean, I coulda' *paid* you to make that mistake for me so I could demonstrate.

#8683

1212

Oct. 23, 2020, 11:30 a.m.

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Street: I know it's surprising that some aspect of the online learning system is not perfect.

#8624

2323

Sept. 29, 2020, 5:41 p.m.

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Street: Friday is an early release day, so we can formulate bad news for your parents about your grades.

#8541

5963

March 2, 2020, 8:42 p.m.

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// pd 9 rne Street: Take out a piece of paper and label it "Pop Quiz." *class collectively groans* // 15 minutes later Street: Alright, it's about time we finish this quiz thing. (proceeds to open a slideshow with drawings of transistors) Student: Wait, aren't you going to collect it? Street: I never said it would be collected.

#8532

7880

Feb. 27, 2020, 7:39 p.m.

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//talking about transistors Street: If you want to learn more, go to Mr. Schafer because he's smarter, younger, and better-looking than me.

#8524

1923

Feb. 24, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

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//lunch, outside of rne: street has left a note saying he will be back by 11:30 //it's 11:37 and freshmen are freaking out about trebuchets //Street finally returns at 11:40 Street: Whoops, I meant to put 11:30 in central time.

#8460

3341

Jan. 14, 2020, 7:37 a.m.

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//Some juniors are sitting in the hallway before class, Street walks by. Street: Maggots. Student: We should have graduated to at least larvae by now. Street: Yeah, you guys are houseflies, flying around randomly and looking for poop.

#8359

2832

Oct. 21, 2019, 7:49 p.m.

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Street: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.

#8311

4143

Sept. 24, 2019, 7:25 p.m.

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*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".