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#960
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⚐ Report//In comp gov, during Jacob's presentation Swaney: I went to China and met Diana's sister in a Starbucks. Jacob: I met Diana's sister when I went to her house! Swaney: Just one more thing we have in common.
#816
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Oh my god, you're right! From Lenin to Gorbachev, it was bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald!
#813
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⚐ ReportJacob: Can I go to the bathroom? Swaney: Yes, if you go right there. Conway (sitting next to Jacob): No, don't!
#728
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⚐ ReportSwaney: The British visitors came to third period today. Jacob: Did they speak British? Swaney: *laughs* I probably shouldn't say this but... Amy Xiao was presenting on the European Union, and you could see their jaws drop. This was stuff they didn't know, and eleventh graders in America are learning it! [...] And then they stayed for my fifth-period on-level NSL class. The kids walked in the door and said, "Speak British! How do you say hello in Britain?" *laughs again* There's the entire spectrum of American education for you.
#727
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.
#726
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⚐ Report//Gilad says something mean to Swaney Swaney: Oh, so now that I've written your recommendations, you can pull out the rude? Gilad: You've written them already? Swaney: No... I haven't...
#719
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!
#718
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I was like 10 years old and my grandfather used to take me skeet-shooting. There's Iowa for you.
#717
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Great Britain joined what was then called the European Community in 1973 when Charles de Gaulle de-guyed -- and they de-joined da-union.
#716
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I want to have at least three or four major parties in the US. The four sides of the triangle would have to coalese and -- *realizing he said triangle* I never was good at geometry.