#1736

99

March 26, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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Reckson: You know what they say--don't make war, make awkward sexual advances! Diana: Keep this up and I will turn *you* into a war zone.

#1710

1111

March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing

#1619

04

March 9, 2010, 6:39 p.m.

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//Shrimp walks into 215 //It's Ac is setting up Diana: Hey Chris, you should join It's Ac practice! Shrimp: When? Diana: Now. Shrimp: Where? Diana: Here. Shrimp: Do you guys get into semifinals? Diana: Yup, and finals too. Joel: Yeah, we actually win.

#1537

28

Feb. 24, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Jenni: No! I used a center tag! Bad Jenni! Diana: What's wrong with a center tag? Jenni: It is bad! It doesn't exist! Diana: Yes it does! Jenni & Chester: No it doesn't! Diana: Yes it does! Chester: No, it's like God, it doesn't exist! Diana & Jenni: ... Chester: ...that wasn't a very good argument, was it.

#1244

24

Dec. 21, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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Alex Sayegh (to Diana): So, according to Ben, you two have similar taste in men.

#1182

79

Dec. 15, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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//Diana and Caroline are talking about animal mating rituals, including those done by human males. Kamal is playing Half Life nearby. Kamal: The game is a mating ritual. Caroline: The game does not get you laid. //Kamal does not hear Diana (yelling): The game does not get you laid! Kamal: The game lets you get laid with the game...

#1035

68

Dec. 3, 2009, 11:33 p.m.

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//Eric Wan and Gilad are having some weird conversation Gilad: It's 72 virgins! Diana: Uh, what about 72 virgins? Gilad: It's the number of virgins Bin Laden promised me. *pause* I mean terrorists! //group comes to consensus that Gilad is a terrorist Diana: So is that why our quantum project isn't getting done? Gilad: *nod* I may have to kill you now.

#963

2830

Nov. 24, 2009, 9:57 p.m.

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Jenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!

#960

55

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//In comp gov, during Jacob's presentation Swaney: I went to China and met Diana's sister in a Starbucks. Jacob: I met Diana's sister when I went to her house! Swaney: Just one more thing we have in common.

#812

22

Nov. 6, 2009, 8:12 a.m.

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Diana: I give up. [Second person pronoun day] is just silly. Duval: And you ended it right there!