#3819

3436

Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.

#3801

1214

Nov. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//It's the week before Thanksgiving. Whitacre: Because of the great American holiday coming up - the one where we celebrate the destruction of an entire culture and mass genocide, we're going to be watching a movie about one of the greatest Americans out there. Student: Captain America? Whitacre: Yep!

#3796

35

Nov. 19, 2011, 10:54 p.m.

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//In comparative religions as some kids are leaving early Whitacre (sarcastically): Remember! God is with you!

#3734

1717

Nov. 2, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//About to start the movie Thunderheart Whitacre: Well, there's some cursing and violence, but nothing you haven't seen in Blair's hallways. //Opening of movie is an Native American man getting shot multiple times Student: Yep, because we've all seen that in the hallways..

#3712

55

Oct. 27, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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PA System: Mr. Whitacre is [Student] there? Whitacre: They just left PA System: Can you please send them down? Whitacre (Shaking head): Yes

#3711

-13

Oct. 27, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you want candy, go to do store and buy it yourself!

#3155

66

March 27, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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//laughing and screaming is heard from the next classroom over Whitacre: Sounds like Ms. Barclay's been tied up and beaten...I may have to go watch. (walks outside and then returns) Nah, she's still free. //noise continues and Whitacre walks out again. overheard from the hallway: Whitacre: What's happening in here? Student: We tryna teach a white boy how to pick up a black girl! //the entire Comp Religion class migrates next door to watch for the remainder of the period. this was the end result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Q0_zglsCI

#3123

44

March 21, 2011, 9:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: You've got a question AGAIN? Jean: I was just wondering about Muhammed... Whitacre (reading Jean's paper): Muhammad was an Egyptian slave? Where on Earth did you get that idea? Jean: Oh, it said that in the book. Whitacre: Really? Show me! Oh wait, you can't! I mean, come on, you've got two Muslims sitting right there! Just ask them for the answer! Jean: But it do say- Whitacre: No it doesn't! Stop being stupid!

#3121

1010

March 21, 2011, 6:13 p.m.

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//during Comparative Religion, a student asks a question about Christian orthodoxy Whitacre: Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're pretty much a waste.

#3044

77

March 7, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Student: Everyone in the class laughs at my jokes, they're all my fans! Whitacre: You don't have fans, you have spectators.