#12510

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Nov. 13, 2023, 9:21 a.m.

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Nobody: Hillel: yOu cAn'T uSe "ThAt" tO rEfEr tO pEoPlE Hillel: tHaTs DeHuManIzInG

#12132

33

Sept. 15, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Ari: yeah, but it's the *stupid* kind of goatee.

#12050

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Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.

#7033

88

Dec. 12, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

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Clay: As you can see, I wrote this model essay. It's flawless. A sentence from aforementioned essay: Her hope his agonized eyes would never again plead with me.

#3232

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April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#3123

44

March 21, 2011, 9:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: You've got a question AGAIN? Jean: I was just wondering about Muhammed... Whitacre (reading Jean's paper): Muhammad was an Egyptian slave? Where on Earth did you get that idea? Jean: Oh, it said that in the book. Whitacre: Really? Show me! Oh wait, you can't! I mean, come on, you've got two Muslims sitting right there! Just ask them for the answer! Jean: But it do say- Whitacre: No it doesn't! Stop being stupid!

#2637

44

Dec. 3, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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// Bunday subs for Donaldson for a day... Bunday: All horse shit and no horse power huh?

#1705

35

March 22, 2010, 9:43 p.m.

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Alex: Well, we're just stupid. Staub: There you go, you just summed up the whole year!