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#1860
55
⚐ ReportAnderson: We will be reading this book from a feminist criticism. We will be doing this because I feel it will be most annoying to the boys in this classroom.
#1829
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⚐ ReportAnderson: We will now take this MCPS survey. Please take it seriously. I know that all the questions are not masterpieces of sociological inquiry. //later Brian G: Grammar is hurting my legs!
#1787
99
⚐ ReportAnderson: We will now take a few minutes to learn about linguists' perspective on adverbs, after which you will want nothing to do with linguists ever again in your life and my work will be completed. // surprised silence Anderson: Just kidding
#1786
77
⚐ ReportAnderson: Don't forget to read to [chapter] 25 because there will be a quiz. I, however, have some bad news: I will not be here next class. *Offers a tissue box to everyone in the front row* [...] There will still be work assigned next class. This work may include the viewing of a video. Knowing me, however, it may not.
#1730
2020
⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.
#1661
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⚐ ReportAnderson: We are going to examine and interpret every instance of Edna's intense passion...so take out your notes and we will embark on this adventurous journey...because that is exactly what you want to do on a rainy afternoon...the day after daylight savings...because absolutely none of you are tired.
#1620
22
⚐ Report//the class is analyzing the writing style of The Awakening //Anderson reads an imagery-loaded sentence Anderson: Awww! There you can actually feel something. But what are you feeling? Friggin' ocean on your body.
#1587
77
⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: We are now going to do what many of you like the least about English, some real serious hardcore BS-ing.
#1584
99
⚐ ReportAnderson: So I don't see how you could turn "Gatsby" into an urban-themed movie called "G". Unless of course, we watch it. Which we are going to do. Right now. (excited pause) Anderson: Just kidding.
#1579
55
⚐ Report//An article says that a teacher has 32 years of experience //Anderson is faulting said teacher's interpretation of the novel Anderson: Good god! 32 years of teaching Gatsby? Student: And teaching it wrong, too! Anderson: If I am still teaching in 32 years, you have permission to come by and put me out of my misery.