#13530

1111

Jan. 3, 2025, 8:02 a.m.

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Sub: I've been reading George Will for 50 years Sub: I've met him in person. I've known his second wife Sub: He is the most pompous ass I've ever met Sub: Useless human being Sub: Good writing though

#11846

22

May 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 // Stephen says something to the sub, and then leaves Michael: Where did he go? Sub: He messed up his head. Michael: Oh, I should probably go help him. Sub: OK!

#10967

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Oct. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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//Sub in Kaluta named Mr. Anderson (not the English teacher) Jeremy, walking in: Good Morning Mr. Anderson: The first person today to say good morning! What's your name, brother? Jeremy: Jeremy Mr. Anderson: Respect! You have respect and love in your heart. You see, I come from Jamaica. My father died 7 years ago. When I walked in, or -- I was the fourth child of sixth -- when one of my siblings walked in, if we didn't say good morning to my mother, he would say, get back to the door and do that again, and say good morning this time. But I go to all these different schools, and the kids walk in and they never say nothing, they just act like they don't see me here. That's not a knock on those kids, that's just how it is.

#10557

810

May 10, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?

#9712

1010

Jan. 6, 2022, 10:13 a.m.

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//Roberts is gone Sub: I’ve taught the kids which ends to blow in! *Half of the orchestra in hysterics* // Later Sub: I need a male volunteer because I am not allowed to have a female student alone in the office with me.

#9424

-1525

Nov. 23, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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\\substitute sub: anyone know who is aneesh dasgupta? sub: he is my son and he is your age but he goes to a different school

#9417

1820

Nov. 22, 2021, 10:54 a.m.

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//sub for foster pd 6 adsb sub: “whatever is the case, i want you to know that i love you all and all i want for you guys is success.” sub: “you are all my friends. i want to be your friend.”

#4120

88

May 3, 2012, 3 p.m.

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Sub for POE: I'm gunna jump out of here like a Kangaroo

#3421

1313

May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#2948

66

Feb. 18, 2011, 9:01 a.m.

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Schafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?