Sub for POE: I'm gunna jump out of here like a Kangaroo
//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)
Schafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?
Anderson: Don't forget to read to [chapter] 25 because there will be a quiz. I, however, have some bad news: I will not be here next class. *Offers a tissue box to everyone in the front row* [...] There will still be work assigned next class. This work may include the viewing of a video. Knowing me, however, it may not.
Mr. Bayz [sub]: I'm going to give you an oral exam. This oral exam will be unlike anything you've ever taken before!
Sub: Why are people coming in after the bell? Students: That was the warning bell! Sub: Naw, I haven't HEARD the second bell so that MUST've been it! *Bell rings immediately