#11876

68

May 22, 2023, 1:41 p.m.

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// Macbeth Anderson: And now the murder... Anderson: I'm sorry for those who like gore, but all of this happens offstage. // Later Anderson: They are carrying bloody daggers. This is turning into a shitshow.

#11875

26

May 22, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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Nicole(as Lady Macbeth): I would, while it was smilling in my face, Nicole: Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums Nicole: And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you have done to this. Anderson: Damn! // Later Anderson: I want you to be honest, think about your desires. Anderson: Actually don't be honest, keep your thoughts to yourself. Anderson: But think about your deepest darkest desires.

#11860

33

May 18, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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// Reading Macbeth Anderson: Banquo said "have we eaten the insane root? Maybe we were high when we heard the witches speak!"

#11858

68

May 18, 2023, 1:08 p.m.

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Katz: How can we tell that the author meant something by breaking the meter, and didn't just fail to complete the line well? Anderson: Well, this is the benefit of the doubt we give to the author given that he is world-famous.

#11847

35

May 16, 2023, 6:20 p.m.

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Anderson: War is what everyone wants to avoid at all costs ... all the normal people, at least.

#11845

66

May 16, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

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Anderson: I will be very generous with my grading because I know that in my heart...all of you guys are working.

#11832

55

May 12, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Anderson: I hope everyone gets an A this quarter. Anderson: Have you guys heard about the new grade policy? Anderson: An "A, B" will no longer do this semester.

#11823

1010

May 10, 2023, 7:30 p.m.

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//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.

#11795

15

April 28, 2023, 2:15 p.m.

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Anderson: I need your eyes back on me again. Anderson: It appears that the evil screens have taken your attention.

#11754

010

April 17, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Anderson: We had computers when I was your age. Anderson: We even had the internet.