#10536

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May 5, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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//Yunyi is playing Mario in History Yunyi: Get the power ups! Yunyi: Do drugs, kids. Eat the poisonous mushrooms.

#8906

1111

Jan. 19, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a physics game, so maybe it's not as cool as Mario Kart Schafer: But it's still a game, so hopefully you'll have fun with it

#3004

55

Feb. 28, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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*After 5 minutes of scribbling* Paper: Virtual Mario Party Superstar Saga 64 Kart Golf DS for the WII is missing at Olympic Games with Sonic Tennis Golf Factory Hotel 2^i for MS-DOS and CD-i: Learn your ABCs Bob: That's the next Mario game

#1730

2020

March 25, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.

#1531

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Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...

#1495

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Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!

#1323

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: (to a student) You not need watch Mario's presentation. (to Angela) But you do! Angela: What? Pham: I telling you, you have to! Angela: Mario said he's doing it at science bowl practice. Pham: Yes. Angela: I have a dentist appointment. Pham: (in a malicious tone) Oh, I can take care of your teeth. //the whole class laughs Pham: What? You know I got into dental school?

#1233

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?

#1143

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Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1141

33

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Here's the line *points*, Mario stepped over it *steps*, and Michael stepped back *steps back*, looked at it, and... *jumps about five feet forward*