#2688

1212

Dec. 16, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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Rose: Now that I have insulted you, we can begin learning.

#2686

1515

Dec. 15, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Rose sees Sean in the hallway Rose: Yo Sean, favorite student, I have a surprise for you Sean: Really what?! //He leads Sean to math help Rose: Here, write the ABCs on this kindergarden paper I got today -- upper case and lower case letters. Sean: ... //Everyone else laughs at him, a day later Sean receives an S for satisfactory on his handwriting

#2642

55

Dec. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose (to class): Adults all live in four dimensions, didn't you know that?

#2628

88

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:36 p.m.

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Rose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!

#2599

1616

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2598

99

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.

#2582

57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2556

1212

Nov. 16, 2010, 9:36 p.m.

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//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly

#2551

77

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:58 p.m.

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Rose: Ok? //Class is silent Rose: Shutup, Pulkit!

#2544

1313

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"