#2628

88

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:36 p.m.

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Rose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!

#2599

1616

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2598

99

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.

#2582

57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2556

1111

Nov. 16, 2010, 9:36 p.m.

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//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly

#2551

77

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:58 p.m.

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Rose: Ok? //Class is silent Rose: Shutup, Pulkit!

#2544

1212

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#2543

1111

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.

#2542

44

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, everybody get what we're doing? Class: No... Rose: Yeah, we're just doing math.

#2541

713

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Rose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?