#13170

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March 10, 2024, 7 p.m.

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J. Stelzner: I usually just instruct people to steal from my wife

#12523

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#12515

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Nov. 13, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Zeyad: [Rose] has a wife and kid and he's still so zesty

#4584

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Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Bunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.

#2995

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.

#2298

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Pham: I put the TV in the bathroom and my wife screaming at me make me move it. But I just walk in and watch news and thing like that.

#1600

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March 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this wife. My first wife. Actually, I've only had one wife.