#7765

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Nov. 29, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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//Multivar period 9 //Fruit tier list is on the board. Tomatoes are in D tier. Schwartz: Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Bennett: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Schwartz: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato as salsa. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. And Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. That is the stats of D&D, explained by tomatoes.

#6226

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Jan. 31, 2017, 10:15 p.m.

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//Bennett walks in to Rose's room, looking for his textbook //He then takes a long time trying to find his 1984 book, which is also in the room Rose: Hurry up! It's right over there! Now get out of here! Courtney: Yeah, you're the new Kevin S. Zhou!