// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant
// An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset:
Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file:
was shot with a bow and pointer.
was permanently dereferenced.
was gored by an angry RAM.
overflowed the stack and was found in a heap.
had a moth get stuck in their brain.
went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole.
got garbage collected.
had their program die and took it personally.
received a blue screen of death
was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart.
visited a cemetery and got encrypted.
had their life history cleared.
had undocumented code and got deported along with it.
was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree.
had a free trial of life and it expired
was conquered when someone else divided.
// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class
Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws.
Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ...
Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.