//Before 9th Period World History Mr. Mogge: To whom do I owe the honor? Ryan Tse: What honor? Mr. Mogge: What honor? The honor of working with you!
Ryan: Noah, find a good stripper Noah: Here's a good stripper
Rtse: This ungodly American era where you can't buy guns and ammo off Amazon
// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!
// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.
// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.
Street (to Kevin): What did I tell you about not making girls hate you? Shwetha: Well, it's too late for Ryan Tse. Ryan: Damn!