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April 5, 2018, 1 p.m.

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//Student from SilverQuest walks in Student: Mr. Stein, can we have pictures of you and your kids for SilverQuest? Stein: Just look on instagram or whatever, there should be plenty. Paul: Wait why are you publishing pictures of him? You don't want to do that, it'll never sell that way!



April 4, 2018, 10:36 p.m.

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//Paul explaining the way a Knight moves in chess Paul: The Knight moves in an L shape, which is a letter I know many of you are familiar with.



Dec. 11, 2017, 11:21 a.m.

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Paul: Hold on people, let me update the list of dead people.

Hunger Games Problem set....




Sept. 5, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.



May 8, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 //Schwartz gives Telon duct tape Paul: rule one of wallops: if a student asks for duct tape, you ask what for.



April 18, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

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//Ms. Bosse is covering for Mr. Pham's Software Design class //Mr. Paul walks in Mr. Paul: Oh are you covering for Mr. Pham's remedial class? Ms. Bosse: ... Mr. Paul: The first time I saw Richard Chen I had to slap the paste out of his hands and go to town. Mr. Paul: And the first time I saw Dawson he was in the back of a police car. Mr. Paul: Look at them now! Reform is possible.



April 3, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

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//AoA Paul: Have your parents talked to you about that kind of time when Student1: they throw you in a knapsack?



Feb. 25, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

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//Pd 5 AoA Paul: Grace, get off of Steven



Jan. 12, 2017, 7:59 a.m.

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//Period 2 ADSA Paul: How are you Isabella? Isabella: Tired. Paul: Why are you tired, Isabella? Isabella: I finished my homework, and I just felt like doing something. Paul: I get that. Sometimes I’m tired and ready for bed, but I stay up for another hour because I just need some leisure time. What were you doing? Isabella: Studying for math.



Jan. 9, 2017, 3:46 p.m.

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//Talking about Interval Scheduling with jobs and deadlines in Paul Paul: So you can sort them by deadlines and just pick the earliest deadline. Noah: Or you can do the Magnet heuristic and do the job at the deadline.