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#7930

2020

Feb. 8, 2019, 9:58 a.m.

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//aoa Gonzalez: Who here has Spanish after this class and has a quiz? *a third of the class raises their hands* Gonzalez: Would it help if I gave the lecture in Spanish? //later Gonzalez: I had all this vocabulary because my parents would always yell at me in Spanish. That's why I'm very good at angry Spanish.

"Yeah, try asking for the bathroom angrily in Spanish" "EL BANO"

aoa, gonzalez

#7909

1517

Feb. 5, 2019, 8:31 a.m.

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//regarding the superbowl Gonzalez: I wasn't -whelmed. I always am trying to be -whelmed, and I like to be overwhelmed, but this time I was just un-whelmed.

#7903

1717

Feb. 1, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//pertaining to an icebreaker, second semester ads Gonzalez: I already know so much about you guys that I don't want to know anymore

#7871

2727

Jan. 17, 2019, 1:26 p.m.

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//Charlotte talking about the raising and slaughtering of chickens //Determining the sex of the chicks Gonzalez: What? Charlotte: SEXING THE CHICKS Gonzalez: Forget I said anything

#7863

2729

Jan. 15, 2019, 12:31 p.m.

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//sophomore comp sci class Gonzalez: They're doing magnet screening next class. You know, when they pick who can get into the magnet? Well, hopefully they do a better job than 2 years ago...

#7816

79

Dec. 19, 2018, 1:50 p.m.

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// During ADSA Gonzalez: So Lena how was your chick-fil-a? Lena: ????? Gonzalez: I saw your name on an order while waiting for mine I didn't see you though because you were late

#7809

610

Dec. 13, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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Mr. Gonzalez: Let's put real butts in real seats

#7799

1012

Dec. 10, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.

#7791

-713

Dec. 5, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

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Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.

#7786

913

Dec. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

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//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!