Gonzalez: Conner wrote "Xeransis means: this is so sad, Alexa play Despacito."
//6th period ADSA with Gonzalez // Monday Gonzalez: Oh, hey! Someone had a birthday over the weekend, right? Who was it? Cheikh: *hesitantly raises hand* Gonzalez: Happy Birthday! C'mon, let's sing happy birthday! *class sings happy birthday while Cheikh holds his head in his hands* Gonzalez: So how old are you now? Cheikh: I was kidding... *everyone laughs*
Gonzalez, talking about his woes: "My laptop's keyboard is all messed up. I press "n" and it prints an 8, a period, and opens a new tab." "I've sent many emails containing just "h"." "Also, my coffee tastes like it has lemon in it."
//As a manner of introduction, Mr. Gonzalez and other students around the room are stating why they should not be voted off the island //This is like the part in the reality show "Survivor" in which people state why they should not be voted off the island Carlos: You shouldn't vote me out because I'm the only Latino on this island. Gonzales: *looks incredulously at Carlos* //class laughs
//After making some students do various numbers of knee-bends Gonzalez: When I woke up this morning, I had a thought. I was going to make some magnet students exercise. //As an afterthought Magnet PE doesn't count.
//Leo is looking up pickup lines in ADSA Gonzalez: *Comes up behind it* I don't see a prom date in Leo's future
//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.
Student: Why do you have a "book face" sticker on your laptop? Mr. Gonzalez: It's a facebook sticker that I.. rearranged
//Discussing how horrible documentation is Gonzalez: If you guys have any concerns about documentation you can turn it into the suggestion box behind Anthony. *entire class turns around, confused because there is no suggestion box* Ryan: The recycling bin? Gonzalez: Yes.