//aoa Gonzalez: Who here has Spanish after this class and has a quiz? *a third of the class raises their hands* Gonzalez: Would it help if I gave the lecture in Spanish? //later Gonzalez: I had all this vocabulary because my parents would always yell at me in Spanish. That's why I'm very good at angry Spanish.
//regarding the superbowl Gonzalez: I wasn't -whelmed. I always am trying to be -whelmed, and I like to be overwhelmed, but this time I was just un-whelmed.
//pertaining to an icebreaker, second semester ads Gonzalez: I already know so much about you guys that I don't want to know anymore
//Charlotte talking about the raising and slaughtering of chickens //Determining the sex of the chicks Gonzalez: What? Charlotte: SEXING THE CHICKS Gonzalez: Forget I said anything
//sophomore comp sci class Gonzalez: They're doing magnet screening next class. You know, when they pick who can get into the magnet? Well, hopefully they do a better job than 2 years ago...
// During ADSA Gonzalez: So Lena how was your chick-fil-a? Lena: ????? Gonzalez: I saw your name on an order while waiting for mine I didn't see you though because you were late
Mr. Gonzalez: Let's put real butts in real seats
//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.
Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.
//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!