//ADSA Pd. 6
//It's Cheikh's actual birthday
Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.
//Gonzalez pd. 1
Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose-
Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!
//Going over an exercise in ADSA with Gonzalez
Gonzalez: Okay so, who thinks the output will be changed?
*one person half raises their hand*
Gonzalez: who think it won't be changed?
*three people half raise their hands*
Gonzalez: *unimpressed* wowww, this sure is America, just look at that voter turnout
//6th period ADSA with Gonzalez
Gonzalez: Oh, hey! Someone had a birthday over the weekend, right? Who was it?
Cheikh: *hesitantly raises hand*
Gonzalez: Happy Birthday! C'mon, let's sing happy birthday!
*class sings happy birthday while Cheikh holds his head in his hands*
Gonzalez: So how old are you now?
Cheikh: I was kidding...