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Sept. 2, 2022, 2:18 p.m.

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Rose: maybe there is like only one thing in the world Patrick: yep then I am the pope Rose: yeah sure then that thing is Patrick Patrick: LESGOOOOOOOOOOO **uproarious applause** Rose: and we’re all like Patrick appendages or something Patrick: O_O



May 31, 2019, 9:41 a.m.

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//ADSB Watching Sorting Videos, specifically Carlos and Patrick's Rap Battle Carlos (in video): Mr. Gonzalez, you decide. Gonzalez: I'm gonna have to say Patrick won that.

This settles it then. Decide for yourself at

carlos, patrick, gonzalez



Sept. 14, 2017, 10:12 p.m.

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//Lunch before Stein, Carl is doing homework Patrick: Carl, Stein doesn't collect that homework. Carl: I don't care if he's collecting it, I want to understand it! //Carl begins to put incomplete homework away Carl: Wait, you said he isn't collecting it?



Oct. 10, 2016, 3:43 p.m.

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//Same kid that didn't believe Sambuddha's name Patrick Klees: Do you know my name? Evan: You're George? Patrick Klees *laughing*: No Reynald: His name is Patrick Evan: I don't believe you



Jan. 4, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

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//Period 2 Precal Giles: We can either have a relaxed class where we get tests back and work on our homework, or a class where we learn an annoying new topic. I vote for the first. Giles: It's highly likely that Ben doesn't even realize that there is a final exam, and also highly likely that Patrick and Kennedy have already finished the packet.



Feb. 5, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

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Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.



Jan. 3, 2013, 9:43 a.m.

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//George is playing a word game //The clue says: "Not too deep" Patrick Shan: Asian! George Wu: Don't be a dick!



Oct. 10, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

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//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.



May 7, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!



April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.