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#11364
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⚐ ReportIsak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.
#11295
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⚐ ReportVictor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.
#11232
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⚐ ReportStein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?
#10394
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!
#9718
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⚐ ReportDuval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.
#9212
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⚐ Report// talking about chicken eggs to be hatched later Duval: Next semester, if you have me for Biology, or visit at lunch, you can hang out with chicks, like how you're hanging out with hermit crabs now. Carlos: I wish I could hang out with chicks in class.
#9205
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⚐ Report// commentary on seeds growing well when watered with diet coke Duval: You did something magic to them! Carlos: We gave them love. Duval: Well, see -- now that's another variable!