Carlos: What’s more interesting? A poop criminal or racism?
Carlos: Sam you’re really making me crave the midnight sausage
//Logic //Discussion of Logicomix Carlos (to Rose): Y'know, I'm surprised you liked it. I got the impression that you're like "I only like it If it's based on math." //later Bracklinn: There was a huge issue in the book. There's a part where the depict Wales, but it looks nothing like Wales. And then they show a bald eagle! But bald eagles are only native to America! Because of these anachronisms I can't like the book.
//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!
Carlos: Now, I mean, he also told me that this, like, Muslim princess crime lord's daughter was his girlfriend so take this with a grain of salt-
//Carlos thinks "Rice Stew" is a food Ethan: I think Carlos comes from a world where everything is 10% different.
Carlos: wait, gonorrhea doesn’t even seem that bad!
Carlos: I am not accountable for my actions in the past
Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.
//Lunch, talking about the IB program at RM Carlos: International Bachelorette