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#11392

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Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#11364

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Jan. 3, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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Isak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.

#11310

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Dec. 13, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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Stein(to Carlos): Sameer what's your last name? Carlos: Lopez.

#11295

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

victor. victor you need a filter // mod note: If Victor keeps it up, Stein will retire by the end of the semester

stein, victor, carlos

#11232

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Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#10394

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April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!

#9718

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Jan. 6, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Duval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.

#9212

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Oct. 14, 2021, 4:07 p.m.

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// talking about chicken eggs to be hatched later Duval: Next semester, if you have me for Biology, or visit at lunch, you can hang out with chicks, like how you're hanging out with hermit crabs now. Carlos: I wish I could hang out with chicks in class.

#9205

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Oct. 11, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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// commentary on seeds growing well when watered with diet coke Duval: You did something magic to them! Carlos: We gave them love. Duval: Well, see -- now that's another variable!

#9166

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June 11, 2021, 2:58 p.m.

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Carlos: What’s more interesting? A poop criminal or racism?