Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.
Isak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.
Stein(to Carlos): Sameer what's your last name? Carlos: Lopez.
Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.
Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?
Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!
Duval: Did you just ask if someone has heard of Reddit? Carlos: ... yeah, just making sure they know. Duval: Have you heard of Netflix? It's this great streaming service! ... Have you heard of Google? Carlos: No, I only use Bing.
// talking about chicken eggs to be hatched later Duval: Next semester, if you have me for Biology, or visit at lunch, you can hang out with chicks, like how you're hanging out with hermit crabs now. Carlos: I wish I could hang out with chicks in class.
// commentary on seeds growing well when watered with diet coke Duval: You did something magic to them! Carlos: We gave them love. Duval: Well, see -- now that's another variable!
Carlos: What’s more interesting? A poop criminal or racism?