//More college physics Professor: This is a textbook case -- given it's an intro course, big surprise... //Writes on board: -h^2/2m U'' + (V(r)+h^2L(L+1)/2mr^2)U = EU Professor: Not to wave hands at the people who are going bankrupt because of Greece, but *this* (points at left side of the equation) is EU.
Klein: In ancient Greece, they had the Delphic Oracle. Now we have the Google.
Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?