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Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

"Is that the formal name for it?" "Does that sound like a formal name?" "..." "There is no formal name. That's just a joke around here." //mod note: yeah uh keep watch for blairisms (source: once tried to google oigoig) //see 9866

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Oct. 6, 2021, 5:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: They call it "College Readiness Day". It's really a day where we're slaves to CollegeBoard... We should boycott CollegeBoard.



March 29, 2019, 1:32 p.m.

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//7th pd PTSD Justin: Mr. Ostrander said that if I listened to the podcasts he would get me into any college I wanted and I got rejected from all my top tier schools!



Nov. 15, 2017, 10:52 a.m.

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Whitacre: Should've went to Oxford. If I went, I would be homeless now.



Sept. 6, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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Rose: ...and he had this group of students who followed him around and thought he was, like, the best professor ever. So I tried to reproduce that.

Rose is talking about a professor he had in college in logic math

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May 15, 2016, 10:03 p.m.

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Jamie Vinson: Can't colleges apply to me?



April 22, 2015, 4:16 p.m.

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//A counselor had a long family connections account discussion with Klein's Pd. 4 Lang //After she finishes and is preparing to leave: Eisenstein: "Now, originally we were going to have you guys all do a reading quiz. But because we don't have enough time left in class, I'll give you guys a pass on this quiz." Counselor: "You're welcome!"



Jan. 23, 2015, 10:52 p.m.

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//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!



Dec. 22, 2014, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: When I at college, I in pure math. Any idiot can study it. First day learn to write proof, every class after that the same. There no numbers, only 3 letters w, x, y, z, and I know them very well. I don't even know a, b, c.



Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.