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Feb. 13, 2024, 2:55 p.m.

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Glenn: My daughter told me the other day "I asked Bernard to be my valentine." // Later Glenn: So last night Alice was calling her dad and said "I asked Bernard to be my valentine". Glenn: And her dad said "well I guess you could ask him for his parents' number and arrange a playdate". Glenn: Alice said "if Bernard comes over it will be a real date". // Later Glenn: I'll scope him out. Glenn: I'll tell him to sit down. Glenn: "What are your intentions with my daughter?"



Feb. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Valentines day is Wednesday. Jorgensen: Doesn't apply to everyone but if you need a reminder



Feb. 14, 2022, 10:37 a.m.

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Cirincione: Despite what it says on the candy, I have no intention of hugging and kissing any of you.



Feb. 10, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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Cirincione: A quiz probably isn't what you wanted for Valentine's Day, but I find my ways of showing affection.



Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour



Feb. 12, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

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// Today is February 12 Whitacre: Today is Darwin's birthday. I put up a poster since we should have a Darwin Day, but we don't. Whitacre: The thing is that while today is a great day, in two days we will have a really crappy one. // confusion Whitacre: How many of you are participating in this Valentine's Day madness? KAZ: Oh, I thought you were talking about the AMC!



Feb. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

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Grossman: I have a feeling that you all will pair off and make bad decisions with each other.



Feb. 14, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

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// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!



Feb. 14, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

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//InToneNation shows up with a singing valentine David: Should I let them in? Whitacre: NO!  Let them stay out there! //they start singing, Whitacre turns up video's volume Whitacre (now opening door a little): Go away!  You're not wanted here!