// French Pd. 4, our room was scheduled for MCAP testing but Madame Kanza convinces the testing teacher to move to another room // Mme. Kanza puts a big sign up on the door saying "English MCAP testing, go to room 274" // Five minutes into class, a student walks in Kanza: Are you here for English testing? Student: Yes. Kanza: Are you sure you're totally prepared? Student: I am. Kanza: I think there's something you need to review first: // Mme. Kanza opens the door and taps the sign she put up Kanza: Reading.
// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
// French 3, Madame Kanza is telling us the story of Saint Nicholas, in which a butcher kept kids in his basement Student: So it's like Pizzagate? // Class starts dying Kanza: No, it's not like Pizzagate. This story happened in the Roman Empire. Pizzagate happened now, where we have media. And Pizzagate is for dummies.