// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.
SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure? It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him
Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends. You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in