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Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.



April 6, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

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Student1: I don't want a relationship, I want a dog.



Oct. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure?  It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him



Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in