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#11933

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June 5, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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//English 6th period Goldberg Highsmith: Do you prefer the text or the audiobook? Leul: I prefer the audiobook because I don't want to burn calories reading. Annika: What the f**k? You can burn calories while reading?? Highsmith: Annika! Watch your language!

You burn 1 thousandth of a calorie by blinking. Assuming a 35 mins of reading and a blink rate of 22 blinks/min, Leul would burn 0.77 calories or 3.22 joules of energy //mod note: much more burned from turning pages or scrolling

working_out, english, reading, annika, leul, highsmith, goldberg

#11777

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April 20, 2023, 1:05 p.m.

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// French Pd. 4, our room was scheduled for MCAP testing but Madame Kanza convinces the testing teacher to move to another room // Mme. Kanza puts a big sign up on the door saying "English MCAP testing, go to room 274" // Five minutes into class, a student walks in Kanza: Are you here for English testing? Student: Yes. Kanza: Are you sure you're totally prepared? Student: I am. Kanza: I think there's something you need to review first: // Mme. Kanza opens the door and taps the sign she put up Kanza: Reading.

#8692

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Oct. 26, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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Blake: Reading is ... so awesome. Blake -- said the English teacher.